All posts by ShirazEpic

this is a glitch that resets your ore limit to 50

I dunno the cause but it happens a lot

it seems rejoining fixes it though

does the hoarder even have any real ores or items?

every time someone manages to even get near any of the hoarders stuff it turns out to be a bomb.

Anyways:

It turns out the potato crisps were popato chisps and a bunch of memoryheads eat you (undertale reference)

He gets launched through spacetime to before you first tried to steal his ores so he spartan kicks you in that time period.

Year XXXX (before the nuclear war when the hoarder become the hoarder) a bunch of people see a time machine come out of the sky and the hoarder hoards it for later use.

Present-day: the hoarder now has a time machine

I Disguise as the hoarder's mom, I also decide to smell like his mom and disguise in such a way that no human being could tell that I'm not the hoarder's mom. 

The scorpium mine  doesn't attack him because it'd a freaking mine not a zwambie, he accepts it as a gift and then goes to the moon after rekting you.

I call on lord berezaa to grant me the power to steal at least one iron ore from the hoarder.

the hoarder wants your hamburger so he blows up your house with a banhammer like angry shedletsky (Sny Fort: Angry Admin reference) and takes it, you sit there watching your TV buzz with a black-and-white fuzz into oblivion.

The hoarder is very fulfilled.

I don't try anything because I know I'm probably going to be blown up by a zwambie, obliterated by a nuke, kicked/punched so hard my computer feels it, or T-bagged into hell, or something like one of those.

[Cloaking Device 1337 (ACTIVE) ]

NOTICE: {The text below is invisible to the hoarder}

The hoarder reads my comment and decides that I'm never going to try to steal his stuff again and stops killing me on sight.

I sneak into his house while he's eating Rick's hamburger outside and sneak out all his exotics and vintages, 1 by 1, bringing them to a secure location where I hope that he'll never get them back.

He finds out that you stole his items and rebirthed, so he steals the gate of eclipse you got when you rebirthed from you after RKO'ing you. Then he T-Bag's you.

I give up on stealing ores from the hoarder for the day and ask him why he's so aggressive and brutal.

The hoarder comes back to life and becomes a zwambie overlord, the mines were zwambies so the EMP had no effect, 10 seconds later you get blasted into oblivion.

I use a cloaking device to sneak in and then sneak out with a BBB (Big Bad Blaster) 

He realises you tried to steal his atomium mine and stuffs you into a schrodinger

I use a jetpack to drop in and steal his vintages and exotics one at a time