"For all things kappa invests your ore into dank memes. The value of all processed ores fluctuates with the market of dat boi."
The Kappa Investor is an Exotic-tier furnace obtainable from boxes paired with a Twitch Coin. The Kappa Investor processes ores at a starting multiplier of 0.5x, but this multiplier is doubled for each ore that it processes until the multiplier reaches 64x, where the multiplier then resets back to 0.5x.
- The Kappa Investor was the 8th tree furnace to be added in Miner's Haven. Other examples include the Dreamer's Fright, Eternal Journey, Dreamer's Anguish, The Dreamcatcher. Ambrosia Forest, Sakura Garden/Sakura Falls, Ancient Magic, Equinox, and Dreamer's Might.
- Its name is most likely based off the popular "Kappa" Twitch emote, making a joke or representing sarcasm.
- It has a similar effect to the Birthday Cake as the Birthday Cake starts at x1 - x100 then restarts back.
- The Kappa Investor is one of the 2 exotics that are not removed from boxes as they normally do. The other one is another Twitch item, the Twitchite Mine.